Joke #1:
There once lived three brothers, named Mummy, Trouble, and Shut-Up. They were out in the woods to search for coconuts and intended to bring back home, for their poor mother who is sick and thirsty. Mummy was very urgent and told Trouble and Shut-Up that he went to the washroom, and Trouble was searching for coconuts, leaving Shut-Up alone. Being the youngest, Shut-Up did not know what to do, so he went to the nearest police station. The police questioned Shut-Up, "What is your name?" Shut-Up replied, "Shut-Up." "Excuse me?" the police asked. Shut-Up replied, "Shut-Up." The police controlled his temper, and asked, "Are you looking for Trouble?" "Yes! Yes!" replied Shut-Up. The police got very frustrated, and said, "Okay, Where is Mummy?" Shut-Up replied, "In the washroom."
Joke #2:
Once a man created an account in Facebook(FB). His son was a mutual friend of him. His son posted on his wall: 'WTF!' His father asked his son what was WTF. His son replied, 'Welcome To Facebook!'
Joke #3:
A snail went to a car dealership one day, and asked the salesperson if they'd sell convertibles. The salesperson replied, "We most certainly do! But, do you have a proper license and enough money to pay for it?" The snail replied, "I have both. But I'll only buy the car on one condition-you'll have to paint a big 'S' on each sides of the car. The salesperson thought for a moment. It seemed odd, but it isn't everyday that he sells an expensive car, so he agreed. A few weeks later, the salesperson gave the snail a call to tell her she could come pick it up. The salesperson asked, "So why do you want the 'S's to be painted on each sides of the car?" The snail replied, "When I drive by, I want people to say 'Look at that S car go!' "
Riddle #1:
'River Water, River Water, River Water" How many 'R's are there in it?
Answer: Zero. There are no 'R's in 'IT'!!(Due: 31-apr-2011)
Riddle #2:
Why did Tigger go to the washroom?
Answer: To find POOH!(Due: 30-may-2011)
Riddle #3:
Red houses are made out of red bricks, blue houses are made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of?
*NOTE: To answer Riddles, send me your answers to kaylania.teoshaoning.gmail.com and for example you are answering riddle #1, then write in the email saying you are answering riddle #1. Also, riddles are to be answered by the end of the month. Please try to give feedback about the jokes too, whether they are funny or not. Also, due by the end of the month.Thanks so much!
